…Don’t tell me there’s no Spanish rice in the freezer when I know there’s Spanish rice in the freezer. I put it there, I should know it’s there. I put Spanish rice in the freezer, so there’s Spanish rice in the freezer, dadgumit! I may not remember which freezer it’s in, but I know it’s there, don’t you try to tell me it’s not…!

(It’s time to . It took me ten minutes to find the two packages of Spanish rice I had frozen.) (We’re having chicken tacos tonight.)