Here’s the (very dramatic) reveal of the Stars new logo and jersey. Trust me, really — the jerseys are just bitchin’ in person. The silver is metallic, and it looks really good!

Oh! And they’re retiring Mike Modano’s number. Big surprise. (If you want to watch him cry, be at the game, next March 8th.)

(And also…Jamie, honey, please! Find a hairstylist. Ask your millionaire 20-something athlete friends. Or go to Supercuts. Something. Anything!)