My alarm didn’t go off this morning. Just didn’t go off. I managed to get dressed & out the door reasonably on time, but I didn’t have time for breakfast. (Peanut butter cheese crackers, the breakfast of champions!) We didn’t have sandwich meat or leftovers, so I have cheese  & crackers for lunch. I DID have time to make coffee, which I spilled all over myself and my car as I was getting out. And I just sneezed 14 – count ’em – 14 times.

It’s actually Monday today, right?