{"id":84,"date":"2012-09-10T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:34:48","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:34:48","slug":"one-of-lifes-little-condundrums-laundry-imbalance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"One of Life&#8217;s Little Condundrums: Laundry Imbalance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just sorted the mountain of dirty clothes in our bathroom (that&#8217;s something I tend to let go when I get busy) and I noticed something odd: Rich had two or three sets of underpants\/undershirts\/socks for every shirt and pair of shorts in the hamper.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t noticed him changing his underwear and socks twice a day but, on the other hand, <b><i>surely<\/i><\/b> I would have caught him <i>before<\/i> he actually went out not wearing clothes, right? Or at least I would have heard about afterwards, after he made bail. Right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just sorted the mountain of dirty clothes in our bathroom (that&#8217;s something I tend to let go when I get busy) and I noticed something odd: Rich had two or three sets of underpants\/undershirts\/socks for every shirt and pair of shorts in the hamper. I haven&#8217;t noticed him changing his underwear and socks twice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}