{"id":833,"date":"2015-03-24T09:45:32","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T15:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=833"},"modified":"2015-03-24T09:45:32","modified_gmt":"2015-03-24T15:45:32","slug":"id-slap-him-if-i-could","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=833","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;d slap him if I could"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chiropractor yesterday, for the first time in too long. (I had to cancel an appointment, and you know how it is. I&#8217;d turn over in bed and think, &#8220;My neck is bothering me. Oh, yeah. I need to make an appointment.&#8221; Or I&#8217;d stand up from my desk and thing, &#8220;My back hurts. Oh, yeah. I need to make an appointment.&#8221; It took about two months to remember sometime when I <em>could<\/em> make an appointment and then actually make the call.)<\/p>\n<p>He did one particular adjustment and asked, &#8220;Do you feel a spasm there?&#8221; Why, no, not at all. He seemed pleased.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward ten hours. Ah! Right. Now I see\u00a0why you asked.<\/p>\n<p>Better living through chemistry (ibuprofen, acetaminophen\u2026). And, in the long run, chiropractic, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chiropractor yesterday, for the first time in too long. (I had to cancel an appointment, and you know how it is. I&#8217;d turn over in bed and think, &#8220;My neck is bothering me. Oh, yeah. I need to make an appointment.&#8221; Or I&#8217;d stand up from my desk and thing, &#8220;My back hurts. Oh, yeah. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":835,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions\/835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}