{"id":814,"date":"2015-01-14T09:54:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T15:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=814"},"modified":"2015-04-05T13:55:02","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T18:55:02","slug":"wednesday-is-really-monday-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday is really Monday, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My alarm didn&#8217;t go off this morning. Just didn&#8217;t go off. I managed to get dressed &amp; out the door reasonably on time, but I didn&#8217;t have time for breakfast. (Peanut butter cheese crackers, the breakfast of champions!) We didn&#8217;t have sandwich meat or leftovers, so I have cheese \u00a0&amp; crackers for lunch. I DID have time to make coffee, which I spilled all over myself and my car as I was getting out. And I just sneezed 14 \u2013 count \u2019em \u2013 14 times.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s actually Monday today, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My alarm didn&#8217;t go off this morning. Just didn&#8217;t go off. I managed to get dressed &amp; out the door reasonably on time, but I didn&#8217;t have time for breakfast. (Peanut butter cheese crackers, the breakfast of champions!) We didn&#8217;t have sandwich meat or leftovers, so I have cheese \u00a0&amp; crackers for lunch. I DID [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":885,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}