{"id":685,"date":"2014-10-23T18:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T23:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=685"},"modified":"2015-04-05T13:51:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T18:51:59","slug":"cant-resist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t resist!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">There are a few things I can&#8217;t resist. Ser. i. ous. ly.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Stream_22.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-719\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Stream_22.jpg\" alt=\"Stream_2\" width=\"124\" height=\"99\" \/><\/a>Running water,<\/strong> as in a stream or river. The beach? Fine. A lake. That&#8217;s nice. But a flowing stream? Nuh-uh, can&#8217;t help myself. Unless some responsible person stations\u00a0themselves between it\u00a0and me, I&#8217;m going in, pretty much no matter what I&#8217;m wearing or how prepared I am to get wet. That&#8217;s just the way it is.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>Having\u00a0multiple knitting projects going at the same time.<\/strong> Some knitters consider\u00a0starting something new while you&#8217;ve still got a project on the needles (that&#8217;s knitter talk) to be a bad thing, leading to cascading UFOs [unfinished objects]. I consider it a way to keep from getting bored with knitting.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>Finishing a book once I start it.<\/strong> I read <a href=\"&lt;iframe%20style=&quot;width:120px;height:240px;&quot; marginwidth=&quot;0&quot; marginheight=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;OneJS=1&amp;Operation=GetAdHtml&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;source=ss&amp;ref=ss_til&amp;ad_type=product_link&amp;tracking_id=leadreadgrou-20&amp;marketplace=amazon&amp;region=US&amp;placement=B0022Q8CSC&amp;asins=B0022Q8CSC&amp;linkId=JMMX3CAQ2BVSLKY3&amp;show_border=true&amp;link_opens_in_new_window=true&quot;&gt; &lt;\/iframe&gt;\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Godfather<\/em><\/a> in two sessions, back when I was in high school. I haven&#8217;t gotten any better about it with age: I just read <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ToddMaternowski\" target=\"_blank\">Todd Maternowski<\/a>&#8216;s third book, <a href=\"&lt;iframe%20style=&quot;width:120px;height:240px;&quot; marginwidth=&quot;0&quot; marginheight=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;OneJS=1&amp;Operation=GetAdHtml&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;source=ss&amp;ref=ss_til&amp;ad_type=product_link&amp;tracking_id=leadreadgrou-20&amp;marketplace=amazon&amp;region=US&amp;placement=B00MC33PAU&amp;asins=B00MC33PAU&amp;linkId=K4LAFH54PFVC226U&amp;show_border=true&amp;link_opens_in_new_window=true&quot;&gt; &lt;\/iframe&gt;\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Exmortus III: Tombs in Chorus<\/em><\/a>. The evening I started it, I forced myself to go to bed at 2:45am. (Having a book&#8217;s author on Twitter is handy. I was able to tell him directly that he owed me four hours of sleep.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Fried-pickles2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-717\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Fried-pickles2.jpg\" alt=\"Fried pickles\" width=\"124\" height=\"83\" \/><\/a>Fried pickles.<\/strong> Lovely little deep-fried nuggets of Vitamin G (grease) and sodium! I spent my middle childhood (ages 7 to 10 or so) consuming dill pickle after dill pickle after dill pickle. My best friend, Tina, and I couldn&#8217;t get enough of them. And sliced, battered &amp; deep fried\u00a0is just the adult version, right? (Oooh! Especially if you add some kind of nice, creamy dipping sauce.) Yeah, I do realize that\u00a0the food pyramid would probably reject them outright.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">To be honest, fried pickles came to mind because we just had some the other day. <a href=\"http:\/\/redhotandblue.com\/central\/\" target=\"_blank\">Red, Hot &amp; Blue<\/a> had this great special that included our choice of three\u00a0appetizers. I asked our server to\u00a0just bring us whichever one was best, and he brought the fried pickles. See? It&#8217;s not just me\u00a0who thinks they&#8217;re\u00a0tough to resist!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Anyway, while we&#8217;re on the subject of\u00a0<strong>food<\/strong> I can&#8217;t leave alone, there&#8217;s also <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ricekrispies.com\/recipes\/the-original-treats\" target=\"_blank\">Rice Krispies Treats<\/a> <\/strong>(I once tweeted that I didn&#8217;t know how to store RKTs overnight because they had never lasted that long at our house),\u00a0<strong>cashews<\/strong>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.demetsflipz.com\/varieties.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Flipz White Fudge Covered Pretzels<\/strong><\/a> (you can keep the chocolate ones), <strong>bing cherries<\/strong>, thin <strong>cucumber<\/strong> slices (with salt), and <strong>liver<\/strong>. Yes, I said liver. Both chicken and beef, though calves&#8217; liver is my favorite. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lubys.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Luby&#8217;s<\/a> French Grilled Calves&#8217; Liver\u2026mmm\u2026!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>A dare.<\/strong> Yes, I&#8217;m one of those people. All it really takes to get me to do something stupid is to dare me. [sigh]<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Screen-Shot-2014-10-23-at-5.14.08-PM2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-718\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Screen-Shot-2014-10-23-at-5.14.08-PM2.jpg\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2014-10-23 at 5.14.08 PM\" width=\"124\" height=\"115\" \/><\/a>Solving a puzzle.<\/strong> Some of the actual, real puzzle kind, like on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sporcle.com\/games\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sporcle<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geoguessr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">GeoGuessr<\/a>, but also the kind that just happen. Like, for example, when we&#8217;re watching TV and I think that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm2984397\/\" target=\"_blank\">Georgia Flood<\/a> reminds me of some other actress and I can&#8217;t quite remember who. (I&#8217;m still working on that one. I haven&#8217;t given up. And it&#8217;ll come to me, eventually.) (If you know who it is, please tell me!) Or when my sister asks me the name of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/serafine-j-a-od-san-antonio\" target=\"_blank\">the optometrist we went to in the &#8217;80s<\/a>. (I freakin&#8217; <em>found<\/em> the answer to that one within about half an hour!) <em>Research R Us.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>Finding out about people.<\/strong> If we ever meet, you might feel like you&#8217;re being interviewed, or possibly interrogated. I like knowing about people, and I get very bored talking about myself. So let&#8217;s talk about <em>you<\/em> instead\u2026!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>Geography.<\/strong> I like to know where places are. Sporcle (see above) is very helpful towards that end. I can fill in a blank map of\u2026well, just about anywhere.\u00a0U.S. states? Of course. Canadian provinces &amp; territories? (Yes, they have both.) Sure! I can also sing &#8220;O Canada,&#8221; but that&#8217;s because\u00a0there are seven Canadian NHL teams and I&#8217;ve been to a <em><strong>lot<\/strong><\/em> of hockey games! All the countries on all the continents in all the whole world? Why, yes, as a matter of fact.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">In fact, I just like <strong>knowing stuff<\/strong>, period. I&#8217;m working on U.S. Presidents. And state capitals, since I knew them in fifth grade and that seems like something I should be able to hang on to. And I keep meaning to get back to\u00a0Spanish, and I have another <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/calendar\/render?eid=ODQ2c2tqaWE1ZWxpNmlocGJhbmVuZWh0N2sgZGFsbGFzbWFrZXJzcGFjZS5vcmdfNmlwbWF2b2VmODV2bjU5aGxzYmhnZWk0b2tAZw&amp;ctz=America\/Chicago&amp;sf=true&amp;output=xml#f\" target=\"_blank\">ASL class coming up this weekend<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><strong>Board games.<\/strong> Ask me to play <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daysofwonder.com\/tickettoride\/en\/usa\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ticket to Ride<\/a> (my current favorite). Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telestrations.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Telestrations<\/a>. Or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hasbrogames.com\/en-us\/product\/cranium-game:846C7A81-5056-9047-F534-5B0FAA0AFB27\" target=\"_blank\">Cranium<\/a>. Or <a href=\"http:\/\/boardgamegeek.com\/boardgame\/2381\/scattergories\" target=\"_blank\">Scattergories<\/a> (aka, in an earlier time, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Facts_in_Five\" target=\"_blank\">Facts in Five<\/a>). Or <a href=\"&lt;iframe%20style=&quot;width:120px;height:240px;&quot; marginwidth=&quot;0&quot; marginheight=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;OneJS=1&amp;Operation=GetAdHtml&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;source=ss&amp;ref=ss_til&amp;ad_type=product_link&amp;tracking_id=leadreadgrou-20&amp;marketplace=amazon&amp;region=US&amp;placement=B000096RBO&amp;asins=B000096RBO&amp;linkId=TAQAGEZYO2G5C7ZY&amp;show_border=true&amp;link_opens_in_new_window=true&quot;&gt; &lt;\/iframe&gt;\" target=\"_blank\">Balderdash<\/a> (at which my board-game-hating husband will demolish you). Also Charades. Love them <em><strong>all<\/strong><\/em>! Come on, <em>please<\/em> ask me to play!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Things I <strong>can<\/strong> resist: secrets (it&#8217;s okay if you&#8217;ve got one and I don&#8217;t know it), gossip (destructive and divisive), bad books, poker and anything involving beets.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">Anyone else?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a few things I can&#8217;t resist. Ser. i. ous. ly. Running water, as in a stream or river. The beach? Fine. A lake. That&#8217;s nice. But a flowing stream? Nuh-uh, can&#8217;t help myself. Unless some responsible person stations\u00a0themselves between it\u00a0and me, I&#8217;m going in, pretty much no matter what I&#8217;m wearing or how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":33,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":728,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions\/728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}