{"id":61,"date":"2013-05-23T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:34:33","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:34:33","slug":"i-ought-to-be-on-the-horns-of-a-dilemma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"I ought to be on the horns of a dilemma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\">Should I be working? Meh. Maybe. I&#8217;m caught up with everything I needed to get done today. Tomorrow won&#8217;t be any great picnic, but I <b><i>am<\/i><\/b>, in fact and strictly speaking, caught up for today. Am I going to sit and read <i>for pleasure<\/i>? A light-and-breezy <i>novel<\/i>, not something that&#8217;s going to improve my mind?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\">Why, yes. Yes, I am.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\">And I&#8217;m going to drink a beer while I do it.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\">(You&#8217;ll know where I&#8217;m at by where the lightning strikes.)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: #333333; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSCN1682.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/DSCN1682-300x225.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>Another one from our carport, in cloudy weather. I live in a beautiful place!<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should I be working? Meh. Maybe. I&#8217;m caught up with everything I needed to get done today. Tomorrow won&#8217;t be any great picnic, but I am, in fact and strictly speaking, caught up for today. Am I going to sit and read for pleasure? A light-and-breezy novel, not something that&#8217;s going to improve my mind?Why, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}