{"id":46,"date":"2013-09-14T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-14T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:34:24","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:34:24","slug":"i-know-i-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"I know, I know\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know how long it&#8217;s been. Yes, I have things I&#8217;d like to write about. No, I won&#8217;t be doing that any time soon. And here&#8217;s why:<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oktoberfestsouthlake.com\/default.aspx\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"275\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Oktoberfest-Final-Logo-GENERIC-300x258.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><span><\/span><span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Do you see that countdown timer on the upper left? I&#8217;ll be back in that long. Oh! And <b><i>please<\/i><\/b> come to Oktoberfest. <b><i>(Bring money!)<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I know how long it&#8217;s been. Yes, I have things I&#8217;d like to write about. No, I won&#8217;t be doing that any time soon. And here&#8217;s why: Do you see that countdown timer on the upper left? I&#8217;ll be back in that long. Oh! And please come to Oktoberfest. (Bring money!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}