{"id":201,"date":"2009-06-13T04:28:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:36","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:36","slug":"the-kind-of-thing-old-married-people-laugh-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"The kind of thing old married people laugh at"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rich had a stress test this afternoon (his results were great, thanks for asking), and he had to fill out all the usual forms at the doctor&#8217;s office. Along with other questions about medical history and conditions, there was a question about oral contraceptives. We speculated whether or not &#8220;oral contraceptives&#8221; would include him saying something so annoying to me that he got himself cut off.<\/p>\n<p>We found that pretty funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rich had a stress test this afternoon (his results were great, thanks for asking), and he had to fill out all the usual forms at the doctor&#8217;s office. Along with other questions about medical history and conditions, there was a question about oral contraceptives. We speculated whether or not &#8220;oral contraceptives&#8221; would include him saying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}