{"id":189,"date":"2009-08-11T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:29","slug":"bad-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Bad Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure how smart it is but, really, I can&#8217;t deny who I am. I just redesigned my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.originalproduction.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">business website<\/a> and included a Bad Joke of the day. I have enough of them gathered to last through the end of December. (Yes, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">really<\/span>.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Text51_Copy30.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 80px;\" src=\"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Text51_Copy30-300x119.gif\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368755672985822146\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do then. Maybe I should change it to Bad Joke of the week, in which case I have enough for the next <span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">two years<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>That does just say volumes about me, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure how smart it is but, really, I can&#8217;t deny who I am. I just redesigned my business website and included a Bad Joke of the day. I have enough of them gathered to last through the end of December. (Yes, really.) I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to do then. Maybe I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":333,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}