{"id":152,"date":"2010-11-18T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:13","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:13","slug":"happy-anniversary-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"Happy anniversary to me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Five years ago, I was having a mastectomy. Actually, the surgery was at 2:15pm, so five years ago right this minute I was probably finishing up a pre-op appointment with the plastic surgeon (Hi, Dr. Heistein!). I believe my instructions were no food or water after midnight, so I was very thirsty and pretty tense. I don&#8217;t remember a lot of details about that day (honestly, probably due to the no water thing as much as anxiety; thirst is pretty distracting), but I remember checking into the hospital at about noon and pleading \u2014 <b><i>pleading<\/i><\/b> \u2014 with the intake nurse to let me keep my underpants on. For some reason it was really important to me. (I guess sometimes a woman just <b>needs<\/b> her underpants to feel secure, you know?) She kindly relented and let me wear them during the surgery, and I do realize that&#8217;s not actually a detail you really needed to know.<\/p>\n<p>I also remember the anesthesiologist telling me, &#8220;I&#8217;ve given you the happy juice,&#8221; and I responded, &#8220;Okay. Bye-bye.&#8221; I was obviously right about the bye-bye part, since that&#8217;s all I remember until I woke up back in my room.<\/p>\n<p>I did, at some point, think I ought to take a last look at my left breast before it and I parted company. I don&#8217;t think I did, though, and honestly I wasn&#8217;t all that sentimental about it. No angst. I was okay, as long as it leaving also ended the breast cancer thing. Of course, in the following months, I had times when I lay in bed at night, staring at the ceiling, wondering if I had made the right choice.<\/p>\n<p>Well, five years later, I can tell you I believe I did. My chances of recurrence went down dramatically because I opted for mastectomy, and that&#8217;s something I can sincerely appreciate.<\/p>\n<p>So, anyway, today&#8217;s going to be a <b>good<\/b> day, pretty much however it goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five years ago, I was having a mastectomy. Actually, the surgery was at 2:15pm, so five years ago right this minute I was probably finishing up a pre-op appointment with the plastic surgeon (Hi, Dr. Heistein!). I believe my instructions were no food or water after midnight, so I was very thirsty and pretty tense. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}