{"id":147,"date":"2011-02-15T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=147"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:10","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:10","slug":"bad-news-for-inflatable-tony-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Bad news for inflatable Tony fans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s fans of inflatable Tonys, not Tony fans who <i>are<\/i> inflatable. My local Albertson&#8217;s (now at <b>Up to 90% Off All Merchandise<\/b>, and what a <i>cheery<\/i> place it is, too) is all out of the 10-foot inflatable Tony Romos. I asked, and they said some guy came in and bought <i><b>all<\/b><\/i> the Tony Romo and Jason Witten merchandise, including all the extra large air-filled Tonys.<\/p>\n<p>Well, what are we supposed to do now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s fans of inflatable Tonys, not Tony fans who are inflatable. My local Albertson&#8217;s (now at Up to 90% Off All Merchandise, and what a cheery place it is, too) is all out of the 10-foot inflatable Tony Romos. I asked, and they said some guy came in and bought all the Tony Romo and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}