{"id":145,"date":"2011-03-02T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:08","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:08","slug":"email-aggravation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Email aggravation"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have no fewer than 27 email filters that run automatically, yet I still<\/b> can’t keep all the spam deleted. For the record, spammers, I don’t want a psychic reading (and it kind of seems like you should know that). I’m not interested in Lasik, nor in growing blueberries, giant or otherwise. I don’t want to be a medical coder, and ‘Illustrated Bible’ sounds exactly like a comic book to me. I’m not looking for a date, even if they are<\/i> singles over 45. I’m not into Tarot, I don’t need a credit check, and you can put me in your Who’s Who<\/i> if you’d like, but I’m not going to pay for a copy. I don’t need mold remediation, I don’t want a ceramic knife, and I seriously doubt I’ve got GI benefits waiting since I was never a GI. I’ve already got<\/b> auto insurance, thanks, as required by my state’s law, and for goodness sake, just how many bras do you people think I need<\/i>? Maybe one of those psychics could answer me that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have no fewer than 27 email filters that run automatically, yet I still can’t keep all the spam deleted. For the record, spammers, I don’t want a psychic reading (and it kind of seems like you should know that). I’m not interested in Lasik, nor in growing blueberries, giant or otherwise. I don’t want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}