{"id":128,"date":"2011-06-18T15:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-18T15:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=128"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:35:01","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:35:01","slug":"30-second-sarcasm-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"30-second sarcasm break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Brink-Novel-Mark-Fadden\/dp\/1450210481\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1308409164&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\"><i>The Brink<\/i><\/a> literally grabs the reader by the throat and doesn&#8217;t let go until the final page.&#8221; &#8211; film producer Don Phillips.<br \/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8220;Film producer Don Phillips needs to look up the word literally.&#8221; &#8211; Me.<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, I walked into <a href=\"http:\/\/wildwoodsouthlake.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wildwood Grill<\/a> by myself and the hostess asked if I was meeting &#8220;another couple.&#8221; <i>Huh?<\/i> Granted, I&#8217;m large, but it should still be fairly obvious that I <b>am<\/b> one continuous person, not two smaller, identically-dressed people standing very close together. For one thing, I only have one head.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.originalproduction.com\/Sound%20Effect%20-%20Rimshot.wav\">Thank you!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The Brink literally grabs the reader by the throat and doesn&#8217;t let go until the final page.&#8221; &#8211; film producer Don Phillips.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8220;Film producer Don Phillips needs to look up the word literally.&#8221; &#8211; Me. A few days ago, I walked into Wildwood Grill by myself and the hostess asked if I was meeting &#8220;another [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}