{"id":116,"date":"2011-12-11T23:06:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T23:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2014-06-03T17:34:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T17:34:56","slug":"i-am-the-queen-of-geography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"I am the queen of geography!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of use it or lose it, I like to do different things to keep my mind challenged. Challenged, that is, in a way that&#8217;s different from trying to remember why I came into this room, or just where it was I decided would be the perfect place to store the vacuum cleaner bags. <i>That<\/i> kind of challenge is exactly the reason why I keep at the <i>other<\/i> kind of challenge: I need to try and slow down the aging of my brain. That relentless decay. The inescapable slide into mental chaos and oblivion. And, as a result of those, having to go buy more vacuum cleaner bags every single time I need one. That would be good to avoid.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve read many, many places that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/2009\/04\/06\/alzheimers-cognitive-brain-personal-finance-retirement-mental-exercise.html\" target=\"_blank\">to keep the mind &#8220;young,&#8221; you need to keep it creating new neural paths<\/a>. That means learning <b><i>new<\/i><\/b> things. A new language is good, and that&#8217;s on my To Do list.&nbsp;Doing familiar things in a new way is good.&nbsp;Math is very good. But the thing that really gets me going is geography.&nbsp;And by that I really just mean knowing where places are.<\/p>\n<p>I know where places are. Almost all of them.*<\/p>\n<p>I can name, off the top of my head, 185 countries. (It does <b><i>take<\/i><\/b> a few minutes, but still.) I can do all the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sporcle.com\/games\/category\/geography\" target=\"_blank\">Sporcle<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jetpunk.com\/search.php?x=geography\" target=\"_blank\">Jetpunk<\/a> geography quizzes that have to do with which countries are where, or what the name of those outlines on the map are. I can fill in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldatlas.com\/webimage\/testmaps\/maps.htm\" target=\"_blank\">the map tests at worldatlas.com<\/a>.&nbsp;I&#8217;ve taken the time to learn it because it <i><b>fascinates<\/b><\/i> me.<\/p>\n<p>I am fully aware that this particular body of knowledge doesn&#8217;t really do much for me in real life, though I sure did know what directions the refugees were streaming when they were leaving Libya for Tunisia. And I knew the general area where the Kenyans were setting up camps to house Somalian refugees without checking a globe. And if my fantasies start coming true and someone suddenly asks me to identify all the countries in eastern Europe, I&#8217;m <b><i>so<\/i><\/b> ready.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to the (I hope) brain benefits, I also have to think of this as kind of a hobby. I say <i>have to<\/i> because it takes up more time than you would think. The fact is, my brain and I aren&#8217;t as young as we used to be, and if I don&#8217;t keep reinforcing this information, it seems to somehow leak out or something. So I periodically go over all the maps, making sure I remember what&#8217;s where and how to spell Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan and whether Oman and Yemen are in alphabetical order or reverse alphabetical order (just so you know, it&#8217;s reverse).<\/p>\n<p>I spent today &#8220;going over&#8221; it. Today. As in <b><i>all<\/i><\/b> day. As in I got up at a reasonable hour, made coffee, then sat my fat ass down at the computer and played geography trivia quizzes and filled in maps all. day. <b>long<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026I think I&#8217;ll go take a shower now. Brush my teeth. I&#8217;m a little ambivalent about the whole makeup thing, seeing as it&#8217;s five o&#8217;clock. PM. [sigh] Tomorrow will be more productive, I&#8217;m sure, now that my brain is all tuned up. Right.<\/p>\n<p>*I kind of stink at Oceania and the Caribbean. I know everywhere else, though.**<\/p>\n<p>**Yes, <b><i>everywhere<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of use it or lose it, I like to do different things to keep my mind challenged. Challenged, that is, in a way that&#8217;s different from trying to remember why I came into this room, or just where it was I decided would be the perfect place to store the vacuum cleaner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}