{"id":1047,"date":"2015-05-28T16:01:12","date_gmt":"2015-05-28T21:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2015-05-28T16:01:12","modified_gmt":"2015-05-28T21:01:12","slug":"can-i-tell-yall-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"Can I tell y&#8217;all something?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The office my part time job is in is moving. We&#8217;re only moving up a floor, but it&#8217;s still a pain. Just like in a house, you never realize how much stuff you accumulate until you start packing\u00a0it.<\/p>\n<p>The thing is, it&#8217;s a paper-heavy industry, or, at least, used to be. There have been approximately four-and-a-half metric shit tons of paper to get rid of. And I&#8217;m the only one who even remotely cares about recycling. I&#8217;ve schlepped up there, after hours, time after time, to remove box after bin of perfectly good paper that\u00a0would otherwise end up in a landfill somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m the oldest one in the office, except for my boss, who&#8217;s never there. The others have been involved in the planning and strategizing about the move, and their solution is to dump everything in a dumpster. They honestly say, &#8220;Well, if you&#8217;re willing to deal with recycling, go ahead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was never fortunate enough to have children. I&#8217;m not going to care about the air and water after I&#8217;m gone. These people already have children, or are young and likely to reproduce. Why don&#8217;t they care? It&#8217;s <strong>their<\/strong> children who&#8217;ll have asthma from the day they&#8217;re born. It&#8217;s <strong>their<\/strong>\u00a0grandkids who&#8217;ll be voting on a referendum on how to pay for the water reclamation plant, required\u00a0because there&#8217;s not enough fresh\u00a0water left.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I the only one who cares?<\/p>\n<p>After the big move on Monday, Rachel&#8217;s going to take whatever&#8217;s left and put it in a dumpster somewhere. That includes a computer and monitor.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Can anyone explain it to me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The office my part time job is in is moving. We&#8217;re only moving up a floor, but it&#8217;s still a pain. Just like in a house, you never realize how much stuff you accumulate until you start packing\u00a0it. The thing is, it&#8217;s a paper-heavy industry, or, at least, used to be. There have been approximately [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1052,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/1052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}