{"id":1063,"date":"2015-08-17T17:18:06","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T22:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2015-08-17T17:18:06","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T22:18:06","slug":"spanish-rice-on-a-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/?p=1063","title":{"rendered":"Spanish rice on a Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026Don’t tell me there’s no Spanish rice in the freezer when I know there’s Spanish rice in the freezer. I put it there, I should know it’s there. I put Spanish rice in the freezer, so there’s Spanish rice in the freezer, dadgumit!\u00a0I may not\u00a0remember which freezer it’s\u00a0in, but I know it’s there, don’t you try to tell me it’s not\u2026!<\/p>\n

(It’s time to . It took me ten minutes to find the two packages of Spanish rice I had frozen.) (We’re having chicken tacos<\/a> tonight.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026Don’t tell me there’s no Spanish rice in the freezer when I know there’s Spanish rice in the freezer. I put it there, I should know it’s there. I put Spanish rice in the freezer, so there’s Spanish rice in the freezer, dadgumit!\u00a0I may not\u00a0remember which freezer it’s\u00a0in, but I know it’s there, don’t you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1066,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions\/1066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/originalorknot.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}